SO as much as I definitely want that for you love lumps, here's the thing: it may or may not happen in 2017, and it most likely won’t, statistically speaking.

Here’s why: LIFE. That old chestnut. Life is why. IT WILL GET IN YOUR WAY AND STOP YOU IN YOUR TRACKS TO MAGNIFICENCE!

And there ain’t no amount of willpower that will stop it.

Remember all those times you've been super riled up to begin something new - to make a big change - a new diet or eating regime/ your exercise habits/ sex life / self-care/ finances - only to come up short, and disappointed, finding excuses & reasons why it wasn't right this time...

Here’s what I know for sure: it’s not you per se, it’s not your fault.

It’s bigger than that… it’s how we’re conditioned to be...

Walk with me here...

If you’re anything like me, you’ve noticed that as we get older, life seems to get more serious.

We've got jobs & careers to think about, bills to pay, debts & investments to consider. Fluffy friends to feed and walk, maybe even mini humans already...

Responsibilities. Life is FULL of them!

It can all feel so heavy!

SO many questions to answer: how will I get on the property ladder? When should I have (more) kids? Is he the one? What am I supposed to do with my life? Is this really it? Have I totally fucked it all?

(I even find myself saying to younger people - "do it while you're young and you've got no ties…" EH? WTF?! I just turned 29!!! When did I stop being that 'young' person?!)

We notice we’re more like our parents than we ever thought possible (even-though-we-vowed-never-to-be-like-them), our relationships and careers get stuck in grooves & ruts with little pizazz, & our wardrobes become awash with navy blazers..

(photo credit Kamala Leslie)

(photo credit Kamala Leslie)

Can you relate?

So more than likely, come Monday morning, or January 2nd, its back to the same old - the bills need paying and the shopping won’t do itself.

Goodnight Vienna. Hello 6.5.

But Pussy don’t want no 6.5 of a life! She wants an 8 or a 9 or a 10!

She feels it doesn’t she? I know you do too...

The buzz? The tingle? The YES PLEASE to life?

Your whole body comes alive. You want that 10.

I WANT MY LIFE TO BE A 10!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know you do! So do I!

And here’s how to make it happen...